But What About
Dynasty Warriors 23?

Idiot Concerned About Flash-in-the-Pan Technology Weighs In
BUT HOW WAS THE 3d

Adrien Brody
He was definitely on my list for "bad ass leading men".

James Cameron: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

THE EUCLID PROJECT!
Sorry, dude, but someone already invented geometry.

Ramirez!

You're a gimmick, right? Pleasetellmeyou'reagimmick.

Man, thank goodness I planned all that serial killing for July 23rd!

Will Smith: Rappin' About the Movies
Call now and you'll also receive Will Smith Raps About Every Movie Ever!

Funerals are especially sad when, like Tom Sawyer, you are at your own.

According to SOME people on this website, Patton Oswalt should play everyone. Dwight Eisenhower? Yes! Ray Charles biopic? Yes! Every cast member of Mama Mia? Hell yes!

My father has far too good taste in music for me to disagree with him. My closest to rebelling is ska, which "sounds all the same" to him.

As a reigning prom king, I can safely say that popularity and psychological stability seem to have nothing to do with it.

Wrong Quotation Mark Placement
Shouldn't have been around retires, should've been around "acting"

Should be interesting
Maybe we should play the "um" and "uh" drinking game.

When you say "Warning," you actually mean "Picture Book," by the Kinks, right?

Yeah, every time the premise itself was described I kept thinking to myself, "Damn, this sounds awesome." How do you fuck such a good thing up?

Why Cats Paint
I received this as a gift from my mom's hippy-dippy friend and I don't think she knew it was a joke.

When I was sick years ago, I read all of Catcher in the Rye on the toilet.

Hobgoblins is great because there's so little dead space between funny jokes. I use it to introduce the series to my friends.