I believe with this spate of convict reality shows we are only a few years away from Smash TV.

He doesn't give a shit about being well-liked anymore.

If Celebrity Jeopardy has taught me anything, it's that CNN anchors are stupid!

Plate of Shemp-
Soylent Stooge is people!

Everyone I knowwho raves about Repo! makes me sure I don't want to see it.

Doubly uncool.

You know, I hear a lot of Lynard Skynard in bars. That must mean they're pub rock!

I, for one, think he nailed it this time.

What is Rolling Stone?

Also, baby accountants suck- especially those E Trade ones.

Everyone knows Milosevic's big, sloppy sandwich is his defining characteristic.

Winfield Scott was THIS close! This close!

Now, now, that's not true.
Jack Black already has half a beard.

Man, Duncan Birch really is an expert on everything.

Oh man I can only hope I become like TomWaits and have some anonymous guy follow me around and make snarky comments.
I unabashedly think that'd be cool.

No! Look at me! I've leaving too! You're all going to miss ME!

@Ryan1- You gotta risk it to get the biscuit, dude!

Gee, Wally, I don't know what you're talking about.
Please don't hit me with a pillow again.

I believe ZMF accidentally Oedpius'd there.

Dear marketers:
Next time, ask us. We will tell you what we want. A 28 year old man married to a much older woman does not speak f0r us.
Sincerely,
Teens