"Buddy? It's me again- don't hang up! Don't hang up!"

Don't call me George, Boy.

A Grey Man Trolls!
Thank goodness, or I might've come to accept the second-rate of yet another grammar nazi loser!

Didn't you read the side of the AV Club bottle? There are side effects, man.

http://www.theonion.com/con…

Possibilities to Play Poe
I got nothing.

Actual puppy tweets:
"FOOD. FOOD. FOOD."
"GIVER OF FOOD HAS ARRIVED."
"SEE SQUIRREL. CHASING SQUIRREL."

MEMENTO ABOUT WHAT

Jerry Bruckheimer presents: PERSUASION.

Why does Harvard Professor still remember that I said I was in high school?

Harvard Professor is right: when I'm having a montage of the good times in the summer before I go to college, there should be ska music playing.

These should be more like the Rick Sloane interview at the end of the MST3K Hobgoblins.

C. Rex, I resent that.
I do not believe I was obsessed with pop-culture when I was 4.

All you silly people! I'm too young to begin hating things I used to like. Right now I like things I'm sure I'll regret later.
In all seriousness, though, I still like most of what I liked in middle school, mainly because I was too lazy to buy CDs and my father has great taste in music.

No, no, look at me! I know Philip Roth! I KNOW Philip Roth!

Breaking news!
Somebody made a parody of something else on the internet!

I dunno, as soul groups go, I've always preferred the Fifth Dimension.

Do they speak English in smurf?

Say Hello to Our Little Friend? How timely! What next, a reference to Some Like It Hot? Maybe one character will say "I'm Walking Here!"

BACK THEN GAMES DIDN'T NEED STORYLINES