Speaking of John Carpenter, I saw the awful, terrible dreck Ghosts of Mars and it was bad. Very bad.

It seemed like an alright episode to me. In nothing else, everyone participating looked like they were having a good time, even if we weren't.

I wear black-rimmed, PRESCRIPTION glasses. I'm not a hipster- I picked out the glasses in ninth grade because I wanted to look the pictures of my father when he was a kid.
Also, this was before this was cool, and it irks me to see people wearing glasses they don't need to.

This isn't a film by the Asylum? Color me disappointed.

Well, all my questions were answered! Everything is so much clearer now! This season is going to explain everything, definitely.

Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll

I AM WEARING A BELT FOR MY HEAD

I hate the fact that most of the really good films on the best picture list will likely not win.

It was a good year
For bad movies, although I was unaware Land of the Lost was really so bad.

Dances with Wolves… IN SPACE!

I went to see Avatar with my father, and the whole thing exemplified the generation gap, I think. My father essentially left the theater saying "Wow," and he was completely fixated and astonished about how good the effects were. I was lukewarm, and said, "Yeah, it's pretty, but the story sucks." But my father couldn't…

More likely, it's simply that everybody on this website hates fun.

I find it kind of ironic that the horns in that song are referred to as "annoyingly chirpy." Because that's definitely one thing A-Ha wasn't.

Forget Firefly, where's Howard Zinn?

I have never seen Chuck but I am sure it is awful.

Yeah, man, I'm going to email those two, because their email is readily available to everyone!

Pizza Hut Heat Lovers- Jalapeno Peppers, White Hot Pieces of Steel, and the whole thing is on fire!

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The consensus among my Chicago contacts is "Lou Malnati's is gross."

"You made us crash our car!"
"Yeah, but we're in love!"
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
"You dolt! Why did you say sorry to them?"
"Because they're in love, and love means never having to say you're sorry… and we're not in love!"