A local-ish chain called Vocelli's makes some decent pizza. Still, all other chain pizza I've had has been disappointing.

It is a national ailment. I'm so sorry.

Hey, Jim Belushi was the principal in Abraxas!

What about both of them freezing while pouring coffee, causing the coffee to spill and begin dribbling all over them?

I saw this movie.

No, best 2 out of 3.

I don't hate Channing Tatum, just his performance in this movie.

The Outsiders is like the movie The Warriors, except all emotional and stuff.

Man
Everything in these clips looks computer generated. They might as well just CGed Channing Tatum, a computer would've been better anyway.

I once sat with my friend's father and watched two episodes of Walker Texas Ranger.

Everyone on the AV Club knows somebody kind of famous.
Primarily bassists.

Geez, next you'll be saying that Extreme Makeover: Home Edition isn't a show whose only goal is to help poor people.

I guess now we really know who writes the Smoove B columns…

This thread is good!

On the show, Charlie Sheen chases after women, in real life, he beats them up after catching them.

I remain, as always, confusedly optimistic… unhappy? Happy?

I watch television in black and white.

Amazingly, Weird Al has a cameo appearance in all 30.

Similarly, as a big breasted woman, I am always glad to play games as Gordon Freeman.

Sound quality
Bet they had to remaster the shit out of this stuff to make it passable. Hendrix would record with whatever musicians and equipment available, regardless of whether they were good or not.