This is the appropriate reaction; living to 89 is no mean feat.
Still, I don't know if it's worth expressing thrice.

I cannot wait for the "75% of Americans Get These Questions Wrong" edition of Buzz.

The more unsubstantiated, the better!

Can Abe Vigoda still move under his own power?

Top Gun BEACH VOLLEYBALL

Hey, man, Weezer was good when YOU were young.

Well, maybe you don't know this, but he was in ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!

Argh, people at my High School think this kid is the shit. I can't wait to go to college where people think he is the shit, and it crosses the line into vague pedophilia.

Hey man I'll one up you:

Actually, it's either Cheech or Chong.

Fucking around with my word? How about showing just how little you know about anything?

Let's all pretend that this thread never happened, okay?

There's not one taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three!

The only way "all the questions will be answered" is if a guy in a suit just starts rattling off explanations for things the entire season.
"Okay… so, the polar bear? The Dharma Initiative had a zoo and I guess it lived, same with the shark. Uh… the statue! Oh man, the statue. Well, it's a fake, totally. It was there…

I can't wait until Taco Bell bites the bullet and just puts the cheese on the outside of the whole thing. They're inching closer and closer, and I just can't wait to hold my empinaburittodeia by the greasy cheese.

Bullshit, judge! I don't even remember it, and therefore it didn't happen!

Yeah, as a Southerner, I hate it when people show us as we really are.

The Taco Bell diet
The best part is, when you vomit it up, you can eat it again and it will taste the same!

It's too bad no one will be able to see this musical
They'll be blinded by all the stars!

I was writing headlines with some of the Sports department for a column about Tiger Woods, and we shot down a large number of "clever" headlines:
Tiger gets good grip on shaft
Woods caught playing with his balls, etc.
The only really funny one [which I almost kept] was
Woods a Tiger in the sack