HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THIS POPULAR ACTRESS LOOKS LIKE AN EQUINE ANIMAL

Never understood obsession with Half Life. It's alright, I own 2, but I never got super-into it.
It also helps that most people I've met who are Valve-obsessed are reprehensible morons. Not saying you are, urgh, you seem intelligent, but lord knows most people running around saying "TEH CAKE IS A LIEE LOL" ain't.

Wait
ZMF's Holiday Message was merely "ZMF Holiday Message" written in brown text?

FMF was okay- not bad, not great, certainly not better than Up.

They should call it the Zii. That way, if you don't get one, it would make you a… Not Zii.

Holy shit dude, check out that hyperbola.

Haha! But wait until I market my EEEEEEE console!

I am checking out that fine cosine of an ass you have there.

I like that when LeBlanc pushes him to the side a little you hear the sound of him pissing on the floor briefly before going back to the toilet.

I call it the "oh-oh"s. I admit, that's not really clever or anything, but it's what I do.

I remember reviewing The Day the Earth Stood Still was much easier than reviewing any other film last year.

Pssh, shmuley,… shshmuley?

Yeah, if you're from the 1980s and want to make a forgettable casette.

SPOILER: TomWaits IS Chris Brown!

I don't think Modell swings that way.

Please, please, do the 1991 Jesse Ventura flick Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe. There's so much to have fun with, including one scene between Ventura and a 9 year old boy that is the creepiest thing ever.

You're not doing it correctly if your hands aren't bloody messes by the time you've got it on top of the tree.

Concur!

Why would I listen to your theories on WWII alternate realities? You're Hitler!

Oh boy!
I hope they bring back Mr Mxyzptlk!