My Israeli friend said he took his father, an immigrant, to You Don't Mess With the Zohan, and his father found the Israeli "accents" the funniest part of the film. "They sound like retarded French/Russians!"

Adam Sandler? Cross-dressing?
Laughs? I can believe the first two, but…

Yeah, but to be fair, that movie also sucked.

Aniston PUN HERE

FALCON RESPONSE: WUAAARGHHHHHHH

I impress at party's with my dead-on Serling impersonation. Also, I bust it out whenever some real-life twist had occurred.

Street Damn Hell Ass Kings

All movies that are bad are better with added profanity
Everybody's Fucking Fine
Fucking Couples Retreat
Motherhood Shit Cock Motherfucker Tits

Pay for Hulu? I guess I'll just have to watch TV again or something.

Ken Watanabe
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that it was not, in fact, Long Duk Dong running the freakshow.

I dunno if any gearhead could stand the smarminess, though. Also he might try to make jokes.

"Oh my God, he's gotten blood all over my priceless tuxedo!"
"Agh! I'm so sorry!"
The new comedy Bloody Spree, coming to theaters in 2010!

Freakonomics's Bogus Journey

Tyler Perry's Everybody Fine

FURTHER NEWS:
TYPOS STILL NOT FIXED
MAN VAGUELY DISCONTENTED

Anal retentive news update
POST HAS TYPOS

Explanation
This is apparently a roundabout way for the Freakonomics writers to say, "We totally had sex with this chick! She's taking our economics class!"

FAST CAR
ON THE HIGHWAY
ON THE BYWAY
MR. ROBOTRON

Look, someone complimented Brooks and now he comes out of retirement. Way to go.

Detroit Rock City
I like this song, and KISS is okay, but man does this song have insipid lyrics.