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My favorite thing having to do with this movie
Is that someone asked me, "So is this supposed to be a Spike Jones Joint or what?"

And Sprite isn't green, in case you hadn't noticed, smartass.

New from the makers of Sprite Green: Coke Red, MUG Brown, and Mello Yello Yellow.

What an amazing coincidence- the photographer himself is named "Courtesy Jessica Simpson."

867 5309 has both handclaps and harmonies and I can't stop listening to it, even 20 years after I was supposed to stop. When I hear that song, for some reason I only sing the backup parts.

Because Napoleon Dynamite and War and Peace are totally on the same level.

Is that
Biff Tannen next to the blond chick in the dancing video?

"Hey! I'm fat! It's not being fat that's a problem, it's everything else!"

It doesn't matter if she's fat because she's SASSY

Well
I was on the fence before, but now that I know part of the cast of Reno 911 supports the public option, I've made up my mind.

In this case, someone has said it.

Did it really?

Wow, a "THIS GRADE SUCKS" comment with a "KIDS THESE DAYS" complaint thrown in! Double bonus!

"wacky Belgian claymation comedy"?
Jesus, not another one.

@Doo Doo Doris
I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Frito Pendejo had one of the best comments of all time.

Ha ha, yes, or a Lincoln Logs assassination movie! Ha!
Ha?

That was mean
You listed possible outlandish board games that could be adapted into movies?

Pirates 4: Okay, We Were Fucking Lying When We Said It Was A Trilogy, So Sue Us

I had a rash of celebrity encounters when I was 7 and have not seen one since. I ran into John Travolta in an ice cream shop [he's chubby] and Arianna Huffington at a Starbucks. I didn't know who either were.
My all-time favorite celebrity meeting story has to be my mom spending two hours wiping pie off of Gary