Note to self: blown-out vaginas

Isn't that what we're talking about here?

They say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.

They're just blurry versions of the anal scenes from hardcore versions. Wake up sheeple.

Well, I think we can all agree that when it's @avclub-605302b7b2612ace0b5716f3285b7ba0:disqus, it's bonertime.

Damn Internet, be more funny!

Oh my god, I would give up my week's drinkin' money for that to happen (I would need liquor at the event)

"get the [fart] out!"

As much as hating laugh tracks is kind of a cliche at this point, it's so true, it's fucking unbelievable that it still exists.

I don't really under-fart-stand your logic, but frankly, I don't fart-care either.

Listerine will get you pretty fucked up and also leave your breath minty-fresh, and therefore work-appropriate. Or so I hear.

REACHING

It features prominently in the types of romance fiction that I read.

That wasn't the only thing on her "passenger seat", kid
;)

There's NO SUCH THING AS BIRD LAW!!

YA SERVED

YYYEEEEHAWWW

"Now don't make me sic my associate on you! He don't take kindly to no."

Public art only gets approved in LA if it involves massive, heaving breasts. City ordinance.

He actually didn't even know he was in a movie, that's just what his life was like in the 80s