- @avclub-68ce199ec2c5517597ce0a4d89620f55:disqus :"I AM THE 99%!!!"
-Security Guard : "Please, sir, people need to use the sink."

A/S/L??

Can I ha yo numba? Can I ha it? Can I ha it?

Maid in Manhattan

And the crowd goes wild!!!

No, it's the tweetin' Canadian astronaut, Mjr. Chris Hadfield who saves the day when he sings a sweet song and gets tons of karma on Reddit.

Seriously!! Whenever anyone is like "so… what are you doing this weekend?" at work I usually cut them off about halfway through their sentence to go "GRABBITY!!! VRAGGITY!!!" until they walk away. I'm really excited for this movie.

She really is honestly, perfectly acceptable. That's exactly what she is.

Melissa Mcarthy wasn't available.

An actor named Gentile succeeding in Hollywood? Now I've seen everything!

Interesting given your name…

BUT JEFF GARLIN SAID THIS SHOW WAS AWESOME WHEN HE WAS INTERVIEWED ON SKLARBRO COUNTRY!!

Same shit in Toronto.

Yup, that's how you do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Mais oui mon ami, achetez les cheese curds de St Albert pour la vrais poutine. Bien sur.

Poutine from the New York Fries fast food chain (not sure if Canada thing or also America thing) actually has really decent poutine considering the price. Whoever mentions Smokes poutinery here can eat a dick, you might as well just eat your funbucks instead considering how fucking expensive it is.

Franco-Ontarian French is the absolute worst. If you are from Timmins or fucking New Liskeard or some shit just don't even bother.

Yay! Canada was mentioned on the Internet! I'm going to call the National Post.
Edit: responses:
1. yeah I actually find it really awesome that when I say "sorry" instinctively in Canada to an uncomfortable situation, everyone around me says "sorry" to everyone else as well. It makes everyone feel better.
2. poutine is…

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