@avclub-976e5a7c9f5586745269c99891652285:disqus I think that if There's Something About Mary could be remade today it could get the ending that it deserves, with everyone getting their come-uppings (so to speak) and being left unhappy. Hollywood probably wasn't quite ready for it in 1998, but just after this film came…

Yeah man, get a fucking grip already

I'll take my factual errors where God intended them to be - on the Internet, God dammit!

You're just a chicken - cheepcheepcheepcheep!

One thing I know - I deed naht hit her. I deed nahhhtt.

This will be reposted to some futuristic comment section in the year 2033, and everyone will laugh at how spoiled and angry we were when these reviews were going up, not realizing the genius that was unfolding before our very eyes in the forms of The Simpsons (Classic) review articles.

That was my initial reaction as well, until I read @avclub-9802e9f46fa34faab35e567f12cd5608:disqus 's comment here and had to "something" it. I don't really get it, if you're going through the effort to make a hamburger or a sloppy joe anyway, why not just go all the way in either direction? It's like the worst parts…

Yo, what a PIMP!

Guys, this was supposed to be a dry run… we have something of a mess on our hands here.

:D

Yeah, you're basically going to want to mortgage your house my friend, because if you're not putting your telescope in to orbit and controlling it remotely you're just fucking the chicken. Gonna run you a couple of million, but c'mon, what are we, children? Be a man.

Aperture is not the same as focal length. Aperture refers to the diameter of the telescope. Generally, a larger aperture (bigger telescope) does result in a better image in the eyepiece. However, as they say, the best telescope you own is the one you use - I have two telescopes, for example, one is 10" in diameter but…

Baby, you got a stew goin'!

Alright everyone, that's a wrap! Now that @avclub-2a7207994e73613b30fd08895e30ce6c:disqus has successfully combined Arrested Development Season 4 with Community Season 5, The A.V. Club's comment section can finally retire.

I just hope they draw inspiration from vividly offensive staples of the exploitation genre as Violence in a Women's Prison, and not from bullshit like those Grindhouse flicks.

I just hope they draw inspiration from vividly offensive staples of the exploitation genre as Violence in a Women's Prison, and not from bullshit like those Grindhouse flicks.

A cousin of mine just got engaged to a man named Lance, and I've been trying to think of the right time to drunkenly slur this line to him. I'm thinking either reception while he's smoking cigars with his friends, or in a toast I was not asked to give. Maybe both.

"I'm hoping to circumvent the status quo at your organization"

Yeah, this isn't the best way to show that you have mad compooter skillz, methinks.

@Cutlass12:disqus That was the joke that got the biggest laugh of the season from me, I think. Hilarious.