Tobias does make you think "big, black guy"…

I disagree, they put references to that all over the place, it just wasn't as in-your-face. I did like a lot of the new stuff as well, especially how much of the season revolved around ostriches. Who would have thought?

Little tiny pieces, complicated kids…

"But everything is better with Jar-Jar!!" - GL

Here's what you do, you get yourself a tape recorder and you record yourself for an entire day… I think you'll be surprised at some of your wording.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT TWIN PEAKS RIGHT NOW

So THAT'S where that comes from…

Never watched it during the original run, but I agree that the fanbase is definitely much larger than it was in 2006.

I don't know how small the fanbase actually is anymore, despite how much of a superiority-boner it might give some fans. I've been seeing a shitload of media about this, be it social media, radio, online, etc, than I remember seeing about any recent show. I think this is going to be a pretty big event - the Netflix…

Then we would need another giant arm and hand to fend off my brother from trying to take it from me, I'd be all "STOP IT, GOD!" but in like a huge booming voice, it would be awesome. 

I had no problem with it.

I'm going to try something here… it's a little risky…

I have watched this show while intoxicated from various chemicals many times now, and it occurs to me that the colours blue, yellow, and red/burnt orange show up a lot, be it in clothes, background, etc. My girlfriend tells me that I'm crazy, but I think I'm on to something here. Examples: Michael almost always wears…

No, if the background of this was also hardcore furry/unicorn cartoon pornography, THAT would be why Al Gore invented the internet. 

Because I was a stupid child, and lazy, and watched a lot of Simpsons, I actually opened a speech for school with a "Webster's defines ___ as…" opener. I didn't do great. And yes, the idea came straight from the Simpsons.

*something about Logjammin'

k bbl

Because of your comment, I apologized to my mom for not being James Franco. She said she loved me anyway but that I could at least try to eat some of my dildo cake, just to see if I would like it. Frankly, I'm still not sure whether or not I'm amounting to anything here, and eating the butt plug cake actually felt…

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Unnecessary and unappreciated! I like that song :(