It would still be a statement on something, mostly about how awesome James Franco is, somehow.

While that's true about the internet, it's als true about local news, and regular news, and like radio and shit. All media, I guess.

Next you're going to tell me that Arrested Development might be a little played at this point. Come on!

Having seen your coy allusion to the bonnet ripper subgenre, which is brand new to me, I naturally had to begin a-googlin'. Let me just say, I'm sad that our culture has to turn everything in to sex. Seriously, the Amish?

GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

They should do a full-on TV crossover and have Don Draper lose his hands in a helicopter/firework accident, and then spark the Black Power movement with his new Black Panther transplant hands.

How about "Hip to be square"? Hard to listen to that song without seeing the axe scene from American Psycho in my mind's eye.

Skeet-shooting and bravery. God bless America.

We're GE, dammit, and we're going to make a giant, flimsy microwave.

Same logic I apply to banging your mom, bro!

Zombie- *Incoherent babbling* "Hyund-aarrrgghhh!!" [eats brains]

Only funny joke in the movie. 

Thank you, everything was pirates at this time (pre-zombies, certainly pre-vampires… post… post-what? Post-werewolves? Post-werewolves), and I fucking hated it. "Yarr, drink some grog, maties, I'm a stupid fucking unoriginal twat."

God, this movie sucked! Steve the Pirate? Seriously? C'mon.

Save it for the jury, Tom Jane

FLAGGED

I'm going to start slowing slipping this term in my business meetings, until the old people on my team will be convinced this is the term for social media marketing. Then the giggling!

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I don't get it, but I'm mildly offended - on an unrelated topic, I'm considering joining the American Family Association - good idea/bad idea???

No, Chloe Sevigny is this generation's… uh.. those people, who I don't actually know at all. Juno Temple will always be #2. ALWAYS!