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Right? Had to be a reference… right???

So, I realize I'm very late to the party here, but these episodes only came on Netflix recently, and this queston is bugging me: The raven thing, and the mammoth-riding and giant sloths and stuff, and the ice and everything, are there any "Song of Ice and Fire" references being made there? I really can't figure it

So, I realize I'm very late to the party here, but these episodes only came on Netflix recently, and this queston is bugging me: The raven thing, and the mammoth-riding and giant sloths and stuff, and the ice and everything, are there any "Song of Ice and Fire" references being made there? I really can't figure it

No man can walk away from a Gathering with anything but a cynical, bitter outlook on everything that comes after.

Oh, he's serviceable, alright. I'd service him.

Nice one.

Excellent point - sure, this app may instantly indicate to women that I have a small penis, but modern technology has been as-yet unsuccessful in producing an application which can deduce my myriad other failings and inadequacies.

Herbie, fully loaded (with semen)

Hold up, I'm gonna let you finish, I just gotta say, GLICE has the best gimmick account of all time!

It's 2013, I pontificate about famous actress' level of attractiveness on my iPhone 5 while drinking a craft beer and ironically playing Settlers of Catan with my douchebag friends.

Then she can get a crazy spin-off show about her going to Vegas with Tom Cruise to win big counting cards…

And Alec Baldwin's friend The Great Gazoo, an alien who only he can see!

When I suggested quickly rewinding the 30 Rock finale to the part with Jon Hamm to my girlfriend, since I had to take a phone call at that part, she agreed with a tone and inflection in her voice that I haven't heard since 2010.

What's up with that, right?

Just after I read that line, my man-zier came un-hooked.

Less serious, please. At least throw in a fart sound effect, or slide whistle, or sad clown.

Chant with me now - "North, Kor, Ea! North, Kor, Ea!"

@avclub-068ceb597ad73e8b3d2fca6bde54a4ff:disqus Double suicide?

Don't go to bed with a frown in your pocket
Go in to the yard and tie it to a rocket
Shoot it to the moon
You'll be feeling better soon
Don't go to bed with a frown