I'm still letting it sink in, but I wouldn't go so far as to say "greatest end to a show ever". I thought that it kind of went a little hard on the emotion while trying to keep the laughs coming, which just made both parts land a little soft for me. The strip club, with the hardcore emotion followed by stripper train,…

"The Lovely Mrs. Fastandsloppy". Now I have an erection! Thanks a lot!

Something tells me this is going to be a hot mission…

What if there was a talking dog? I want to see that incorporated in to your rewrite.

What about when he, like, kind of lunged at the camera and made a noise during those stupid commercials they played 10 times every time I watched Parks and Rec on nbc.com? That really made me want to watch his show and not punch him in his stupid fucking face at all.

She really did have a fantastic pair of boobs. *slurps at a can of beer from a paper bag*

I don't really get why you always come on to 30 Rock-related articles explicitly to state your distaste. It's like, what are you, an internet commenter? Good god, Gentle Herpes. Good god.

I AM A JEDI!!! I AM A JEDI!!!

I WILL WASTE YOU

That's already a flavour… in Canada…

That movie killed me, but it also upset me because you can't describe why it's great to someone without sounding like a pompous asshole. "it's about this very rich guy and his wife, and what happens when they lose a bunch of money."

With that kind of biting and insightful commentary, I think we are all witnessing the birth of the next great documentarian. Watch out, world!

Except by the more stoned, boring friends in my life.

Yeah that bother me too. I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

I enjoyed her in tiny, tiny doses… but if you watch 2 or 3 Hazel episodes in a row (not that I would ever watch that much tv in a row, what with all the sex-having and weight-lifting and what not) she definitely gave the impression of slowing the show down more than keeping it moving. She can definitely sell a…

I started gagging when I heard that. No idea why people find doritos dust or doritos in general appealing. Now, the dust at the bottom of a bag of all-dressed Lays, on the other hand… I could cook that shit up in a spoon and mainline it. Mmmm.

That line really made me want to go back and re-watch season 3 to look for clues. I suspect there aren't any, and yet I'll probably do it anyway.

Austria… THROW ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBY!!!

The Matrix came out while I was in high school, and was pretty much the bane of my existence during that time. One of my friends wrote a lengthy piece in the school newspaper about the philosophy behind the movie, which ended with him inviting the reader to find the rest of his article on his blog, which be provided…

She's such a dirty bird, that one