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avclub-d5873360bcb11868e074da394e7e1fd8--disqus

When was the original ever considered a "sci-fi action film"? I never saw it as such. I also haven't watched it in several decades, so I suppose between now and October, I should do a refresh.

Having a hard time believing that you just wrote a review of this episode without once mentioning Scott Glenn's performance, or even his name.

Fuck, that's depressing.

My (then) wife and I were at a festival screening of ENTER THE VOID; I am epileptic, she had just been through a bad auto accident, and neither of us is great with deeply-emotional scenes of children in emotional crisis.  So with the film's repeated in-your-face car crash, wailing children and strobe-effects, we

Looks like a character from TEAM AMERICA.

My biggest problem with LEAVES OF GRASS was that an actor of Norton's wonderful abilities dove into it with this awful HYUK-HYUK-HYUK SUTHERN ACK-SAYNT that I really found embarrassing, and that any other actor would have been roundly ridiculed for using. Comedy or not, it was bad.

I think you're approaching these the wrong way…
It's easy to say that "Letters to Juliet" and "When in Rome" don't add up to much; you have to approach each film individually and frankly, much of what you're describing as the worst are merely films that didn't set out to be anything special to begin with. Another

"Deathless"???
WTF films have you been watching? They chewed through so many bodies in the last one it neared parody.

I ain't afraid of no firsts!

Why?
I'm an Oscar guy, so I don't usually watch the Tonys. Can you tell what exactly warrants the "Carnage" label for Ms. Harden?

You shouldn't be able to fuck up adaptations of Leonard or Crichton. But people do it all the time.

No, it deserves the D. Dull-ass film.

Wow
One of the most intense episodes of any show I've ever watched.

I was never a fan of Kids In The Hall, but he was always funny.

Code Unknown!
Fuck yeah!

He got rid of his spare tire but ended up drinking a Fat Tire…

Soon as Jane started acting like it was HER money, you knew either she was dead or Jesse was going to wake up sans cash and girlfriend.

Wow
It just struck me how this summer is gonna SUUUUUUUUCK.

And just to lighten the mood, how about Sheitan?