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Cheslea Peretti: rules, is funny as hell, cool, humorous, good podcast, very funny
Chelsea Handler: farttttttttttttttttttttt

She's hella boring

Man they are really putting on the full court press for this show.

Whoa, you can buttchug oil now? I have to go, because, ummmm… I have an uh emergency bye.

You guys ever notice how like, heaven is totally not real? Like what the fuck, man! [hits bong]

Yeah… and Rahm Emanuel

Holy shit, wow. Thanks for the link!

He looks like they couldn't afford to license Spiderman so they got his generic equivalent, Arachnoid-Dude.

I love it and it's a cherished part of my childhood, but it is totally gross in a way I can't handle sometimes. Every so often they would do these extremely detailed close ups of faces or whatever and, ugh god so gross.

Man, you ain't punchin anybody, shut up

Sounds like a plan to me!

Dude, I fuckin hate call-in segments of podcasts.

That's cool but I prefer to just say "fuck" a lot

People really need to quit it with this anti-emoji shit. Wet blankets.

It would be neat to see a body-posi movement that appreciates unibrows and shoulder hair and men's toes. As it is, it's basically a way to tell people that they're good for being overweight, which is fine and all… but it's not actually body positive

Man, the emoji hating and all the "respect English" stuff… cmonnnnnn

I agree, "punchable face" is a dumb idea and everyone should stop

New No-No! If I'm gonna sit on the couch and watch an episode of LOVE, then Netflix has to love an episode of me sitting on the couch!

This genuine pathos, I do not want it in my comedy. I usually enjoy Wompler on CBB but never really found "Womp it Up" episodes too appealing

I just want people to stop talking about this person or mentioning him in any capacity. That is what I want.