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Muthafuckin Henry
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What I really loved about it was how everyone in the film was deeply competent and all directed towards the same goal. I mean basically every human on earth was pulling for the guy to get home. Something about that just got me. Cried like a baby.

I thought it was great and also enjoyed the Martian so gooooo 97%!

Plus he's probably fucking anthropomorphic garbage cans. Congrats on smashing five of those in a week bro, you're a total player. Lol.

That was the only time I can ever recall them not treating the engineer with absolute utter disdain (I know it's a bit, but still). So I was surprised that they liked what he was saying so much.

100% same.

This show is about goddamn everything except actual cooking.

What's weird is pineapple supposedly makes semen taste better, yet semen makes pineapple taste AWFUL.

I like how the middle part of this is just telling women how stupid (or outright misogynist) they are if they like Chris Brown. How feminist of you!

God, no kidding. So gross. I'm sure it's the internet's fault.

Yep, those two had some heaters. And if you don't respond to Totalimmortal you must be dead.

She was boring from jump. She just doesn't seem like a particularly talented or interesting person.

That electrical field is susceptible to fireballs though.

One of my favorites, and I still play. Though I prefer the later editions where you can also play as the bosses, and with the addition of turbo. Everything about it is so damn good. Didn't really care for any of the subsequent games though.

First they let you sit and breathe their oxygen…… then they jack up the price!!!

NEW NELLIES

Nope

So fucking bad! Terrible, terrible.

Take me lord, I'm ready.

Everybody in the film's universe is a complete piece of shit and it's tiring and infuriating to watch.

I went on a date with someone he publicly mocked on Twitter. She was pretty upset about the whole thing, but what she posted *was* pretty dumb. So, I dunno, I'm still on the fence about it I suppose.