The U Talkin' U2 to Me podcast gets plenty of credit for how funny it was, but not enough for how well they nailed some of their analyses of the band. One of the biggest and best points they made is how every album has to be this massive seller or they completely disown it, regardless of its other merits. Both POP and…

As a Texan, it's sad to say that stunt campaigns like this that are our last best hope of not having a lunatic right winger for governor, so bring it on.

Also there's the rep who said if Murkowski and Collins were men, he'd be fighting them for holding back healthcare repeal.

Kids had to venture out on dangerous expeditions to find the fabled woods porn.

And now Al Aioli's gotta beef with Jimmy Pesto, too!

There's approximately 38 other shows that do the same thing spread across the Scipps networks anyways.

"I wish I had grown up in the 1980s".

Why does the search feature still only search for the first word in the term you enter?

I just have a visceral reaction against him, from day 1. If he's on tv I can't change it fast enough. I understand he promotes mom-n-pop joints and that's great, but it doesn't really have anything to do with HIM or what he brings to the table. His restaurants sound gross, I don't care anything about learning how to…

I'm not. The company I was working for was consumed—er, bought, by ConglomCo and in the first few months after the buyout they made their presence known, including by ripping out a state-of-the-art, year-old office printer/copier the old company for their inferior preferred vendor version. The first time I printed…

It is to my shame as a native Texan that tequila has just passed me by. I think I'm allergic to it: I get pounding headaches shortly after drinking any. I've even done the artisanal aged kind in a tasting and still got headaches.

Oh I love this.

Hmm.

Jesus Christ!

NO BRITTANY I DO NOT HAVE A BAD CASE OF THE MONDAYS

"We're very concerned about your lax atitude towards cybersecurity, Mr. Noire. Please take this mandatory 2 hour cybersecurity course that you have to complete once you start, that you cannot fast forward through, yet paradoxically times you out and locks you out if you go too slow."

I work from home, so I probably could. When I worked in the office they actually had their IT guys walking around to "audit" workstations and throw out anything like that they found.

The Dilbertian circle.

My crappy megacorporation makes you have unique logins for every system or application you use, in addition to multiple login steps just to get into your work station. Starting from a cold boot, I have to log in five times before I'm up and running. And all of the passwords require a cap, a number, and a symbol, and…

Anything you want, bro! Oh shit are we on air?