Fatty Brisket is one of the great revelations of my life. I didn't really like brisket until I had that.

PS Healthcare is communism

They won the presidency and had new, boundless power to commit crimes and near-infinite resources to cover them up or make evidence/witnesses disappear. But Daddy pissed off everyone who would help him do that, and can't stop broadcasting what he's about to do before he does it.

Everybody colludes! You're colluding with me now by interviewing me!

"Whoops! Looks like those aren't teeth at all in a T-Rex skull. They're some sort of instrument it would use to make up for its puny arm strength, helping it spear and cut soft mushy fruit, the only thing it could eat since it had no teeth at all!"

It was originally used to prove that dinosaurs were warm-blooded; they had too long a stride and too quick to be cold-blooded. The speed quoted in the movie was actually something they came up with in one of the studies.

That's what we use to punish people for asking for sauce.

That's exactly why I don't like it. So much sugar in it it burns too easily.
Smoked chicken on the other hand . . .

All that disdain for people who aren't her must be very nourishing, because goddamn she still looks great.

This Isn't Going to End Well, Internet

I was on a family vacation when I found out about his "death" and had to go in the other room to cry about it. You just feel like a collossal idiot about this stuff after the fact and it's all laid out so clearly.

And he was on here for YEARS. That's the thing. He was a mainstay. He got a commentariat award named after him one year.

I can't believe he made a joke out of it. It should be offensive but it's so perfect for the show.

It makes no sense: they hosted the show, for, what, thirty years together, you'd think they'd be sick of each other. And yet every week, week in and week out, they'd make each other laugh just reading the pun names in their production credits that have been the same names for a decade.
Laughing at your own jokes it…

"Up next we got the answer to this week's puzzla, if my brother can remember what it was!"

*waggles eyebrows*

Fetus really shouldn't be on a kids menu.

Hugging them tightly doesn't seem to keep them from aging either. I've been trying that with my daughter for 10 years.

Isn't everything nightmarishly expensive in Iceland?

I've been feeling that alot more acutely since November 8, 2016.