Yeah he's the one who quotes Simpsons verbatim in situations where it would normally work, but somehow instead it's creepy and unfunny.

I think Boos is referring to the latest Lobsters nym Buzz, not E Buzz.

I'm surprised Russia wasn't in quotes too.

DON'T TELL ME MY BUSINESS KAY

"IF I HAD A BLOWTORCH I'D BURN YOUR PLACE TO THE GROUND.

Replevin sounds like an exclamatory remark Dr. Frink would say.

Or it will get politicized to hell and descend into another depressing black hole.

Yeah Healdsburg was definitely one of the ones I was thinking of. I thought it was in Sonoma County, too, so apologies on the geography fail.

Inside the loop Houston is very nice and worth a re-visit. It's driving through the endless suburban sprawl—complete with now fully empty strip malls—that's the problem.

Cypress, a suburb of Houston. I love Houston itself (I know!), but do not really like Cypress. It's very conservative and white; people here really only trust chains and any fun little mom and pop place that tries to open doesn't even last a year. But, we live in walking distance to our kids' school and my daughter…

Wow, Atlanta's on my shortlist of places I'd like to live. Yeah, traffic, but I think that's almost anywhere (I'm in Houston) so that's not even a consideration.
I went to grad school in Carrollton and spent a lot of time in Atlanta and loved it. My wife and I went back there last year and had a great time.

Jesus Houston is notorious for its shitty zoning laws, so Austin must have, like, topless bars inside daycares or some shit.

You don't even want to know what Trump possibly backing out of NATO is making her do.

I made this a couple years ago and it's really good. For the mayo-averse, it's very thinned out by the liquid, adding body to the sauce. I didn't make it at the volume listed here, though, instead making a cup or two and "painting" the birds off the grill instead of dunking them.

As Texan I should be griping about anyone using barbecue sauce at all, but instead I'll say it's fucking delicious.

Coming up tomorrow: a list ot words that rhyme with WoodSword.

Look at the proportions; 2 teaspoons vs. three cups. You probably wouldn't notice it. That said, a sharp mustard or hot sauce in similar volume.

For way too many barbecue restaurants, the answer is "yes".

AKA the worst way to cook chicken on a grill.

:(