So a big set piece fight with the family working together to defeat the underminer, everyone's happy . . . then a good ol' Pixar gut punch by jumping ahead a decade and some change right afterwards and having the parents dealing with empty nest.

I can't believe this isn't played out by now. The first big use of it was Social Network, and that was, what, 7 years ago?
I immediately lose interest in a movie when they do this in the preview.

We saw it in 3d and during the end part you could see every adult in the audience lifting their glasses up to wipe their eyes.

I went back and forth on it, honestly!

"Yep, that's totally why!"
—Ted Cruz

Whataburger notes from a lifelong Texan:

See, you take them to any Whataburger, and then they have to serve you when that number comes up! Free food, bro!

>KINJA<

Just don't mention dinosaurs or any Democratic president in our schools. It just frightens, confuses, and angers us.

Modern In N Out fries are terrible. Yes, I've had them in California, and yes, I've requested them well done (which you shouldn't have to do at a burger place). I remember having my first In n Out in the late 90s though and particularly remember how good their fries were, so something has changed since.

(please note: by consuming a Zuckerbuger you are agreeing to our terms and conditions, which includes having a small device in each patty harvest and record your genetic material for future, unnamed purposes)

You are seriously, exactly correct. Somebody asked him why he never smiles in pictures and he said that it makes him look "more serious, like Churchill."

"But Monsieur Trump, why would dey worry! You are zeir ull-time best sellair! Onh-honh-honh-hoouuu!"
Trump: "Oh yeah? I slept with your wife!"
>gets slapped by Mrs. Macron<

You just made me realize that a probably not-insignificant portion of my country probably thinks Obama was running and lost to Trump.

I felt the same way. Every baby I saw was weird or downright ugly. Then, somehow, my wife and I managed to have the only two adorable, beautiful babies ever born, so I lucked out!

Jesus how could I forgot that one. That might actually be my pick.

Get on Guffman, STAT!

It's also amazingly sloppy. Such a huge cast, and then at the end, most of them just walk out of the movie for the back part of it. That T-Rex attack; there's two of them there, then suddenly they just disappear when the other group shows up.

How do you think Richard Dreyfus' character dies?

It's racist as hell, it's ugly and mean, but lately I appreciate how different it is than the other three and wonder if they'd kept going in that direction instead. It would've been closer to the whole "Saturday Afternoon Serial" thing they were going for; not every adventure has to have such high stakes.