Oh man did we catch hell when we retired the Christmas specials one year when our son was two or three. Trying to explain it to him, no matter how many ways, didn't work. We finally just got something else to distract him. Sympathies.

There's also Lost World and that Airport Tom Hanks one.

I used to think Waiting For Guffman had it beat, but I watched them fairly close to each other recently and was surprised at how airtight BiS is; WfG takes a while to get going (except for that opening city council meeting).

"And lastly you have an invitation to attend the Bastille Day celebration. But it's in France, and you just got back from overseas, and it's largely a cerem—"

Seriously, he probably prepared more for this handshake than he has anything else being or running for president. He stayed up long into the night. He trained under five different handshake masters. He stared angrily at himself in the mirror for an hour before their meeting, not moving, not saying anything. And still.

Trump wasn't originally supposed to go to this.

BUT OBAMMA

I'll never tire of these.

"FOART" is such a perfect phonetic spelling of that exchange. Thank you.

He's a fucking weasel. It's what you said: he could cruise on investigating Clinton and be on the TV all the time. Then his own party wins and aw man, I have to do work? And the TV people aren't asking me nice questions anymore? Fuck this.

Chaffetz all but vowed he already had it ready when she won.

"What about you Mr. Lecter? What did you do?"

Republicans really do love to accuse others of what they do tenfold.
They're driving for massive, unprecedented election reform despite no evidence found or provided of voter fraud.
What's that? A foreign power definitely interfered with our election, including collusion with the winner? What should we do to stop that?
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Shit they get armed responses just for census taking anymore.

It's such a great, telling moment about the character and where they were going with him. I laughed out loud in theaters when I saw that.

"He's not Khan!"

Especially if it was broken up into the three separate movies it was trying to be.

That's the only bright spot in this article.

Sperry boaters have been my shoe of choice since I was in college in the early 90s. They used to be under $40. Then they got discovered. Now they're pushing $100 a pair, and I get sideyes from people thinking I'm trying to be the Hip Dad whenever I wear them.
Damn you fashion! Even when I'm "in" I hate you!

"You think you're going to give me a swirly wearing those pants? Oh, honey. No."