Oof. Sorry about the rough go.

Cool (literally, I guess). Travel safe!

Eh, don't be too hasty about getting Preston back. I'm sure he'll walk right in front of your scope in the middle of a firefight to tell you his feelings any day now.

Every time I see one of your twitter pics of a settlement I get sad that I didn't get near as much out of the game as you do.

We wrapped up a weeklong stay in Denver, where I hadn't spent much time in in over 15 years. Hey, big surprise, like nearly every other city in the country, it's grown up alot. Locals were complaining about the 95 degree weather which, yes, is hot, but take out the Houston humidity I'm used to and it was damned near…

Featuring a last minute added post credits stinger like Iron Man!

We just watched that a few days ago, and the only thing I could think of besides how poorly it aged is how 80s hot EG Daily is.

Wait, those are just Obama quotes!

Oh please let those be Donald's last words as he's dragged off in cuffs from the courtroom . . .

It lends credence to the theory that the collusion runs much deeper than Trump.

The only thing that really might save us is how stupid and belligerent he is. He's being such an asshole to these lifelong professionals who'd normally be just fine with a Republican in the White House that its offensive for them NOT to do something about him.

Yeah that's exactly where I'm at. And hell even if we do make the right choice it's going to take us a long time to recover.

Bigby's High Fiving Hand? Isn't that more of a cantrip?

"Not every great monologue will make a great movie."
—Actual episode quote.

The next time a Democrat says something untoward about a Republican and everybody runs for the fainting couch, it sure will be fun. That person could just have a collection of Trump clips on a media player and hit "shuffle" and still land on something to shut them all up.

I honestly don't think we're equipped right now to handle it. If, somehow, Mueller and team make it through the investigation intact and release a damning report, the beltway media and punditry won't know how to handle something so black-and-white and break themselves trying to spin it into a "opinions differ"…

Also, it's the Times, so they'd rush to point out Whitewater or Chappaquidick so they could keep it at Both Sides.

"You can't print that! Seriously, we just passed an executive order preventing you from printing anything."

Nearly everybody affiliated with Trump—now including two family members—had a meeting with Russians during the election that they initially lied about until they got busted.
FAKE NEWS

Of course he did. Because he does everything himself and it's always great.
The inability of the man to admit any shortcoming at all should be alarm enough to have not let him near the presidency.