No he's extremely vain about his appearance and legit thinks he's handsome.

More like INT, amiright bro?!
>holds up hand for a high five that never comes<

As usual I'm only about halfway through. They're just wrapping up the movie.
Old Man Hates Sharks was awesome, as @avclub-c404a5adbf90e09631678b13b05d9d7a:disqus says, and Elliot's "The special effects in this movie are so bad you'd think we were at war with Reboot, not the Germans."

Trump's hair remarks are done to death but my god every time I see it, I get lost in it, trying to follow its patterns as it goes in no direction and every direction at once. When you stare long into the hair, the hair stares back.

Oh there you are. I've been meaning to tell you that drink tray on my computer broke off again when I put my drink in there.

Not with our backwoods provider. We specifically asked that.

Is the Little Caesar's Arena always right next to the Blockbuster Video Stadium (now homeless shelter)?

I got out after the first season, but had to make a concerted effort with my wife to get her out, too. Even today she wonders aloud if we should check it out again whenever we see an ad for it during BCS.

We have to have a land line to connect the burglar alarm to.

And yet, 2012 is a shining, enlightened era compared to where things are at now from a legislator perspective.

GREAT AVCLUB FOOD DEBATES
1) Egg salad
2) Mayo
3) Ketchup on a hot dog
4) Is a hot dog a sandwich

I seem to remember doing it more when I first started cooking. Shallots still get me going though. I could never make it in a professional kitchen.

Maximum deliciousness, that's what happens.

I would think that finding missing children is a pretty great use of taxpayer money.

Same boat. My daughter's 10, and a total Daddy's Girl, and every time she hugs me I get this pang of "This isn't going to last much longer."

Even when I saw it in theaters, from the word go, I thought Hawke's character was a flaming asshole. At no point in the movie did I empathize with him or root for him, even as I looked and lived almost exactly like him at the time. I hated him so much it took me until the last decade or so to separate that character…

It wasn't a quest, just a completely random moment. I was sneaking up on the South Boston Checkpoint, a Gunners nest, to snipe them and loot the place. Right when I approached, a Brotherhood vertibird goes overhead. All the Gunners empty out of the checkpoint and chase after it, firing away. It lands up a hill in the…

I downloaded a mod that overrode the Skyrim soundtrack and on those grounds alone I deleted it.

Yep. I love my own kids and yet the entire experience of being a parent has still given me near-zero tolerance for other kids, even my own nieces and nephews.

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