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It's just a recipe(!!!) for disaster for owners to have their very young kids hanging out at their restaurant. I try to be understanding: daycare/babysitting the kids every night would be economically unfeasible, they'd never see their kids, etc, but yeah: kids are gonna kid. They get bored. They don't understand the

That's mine. Stiller's character did some weak things too, though, so maybe nobody. Basically anyone but Ethan Hawke's character.
Or maybe she has an awakening and winds up sharing a steamy kiss . . . with Janeane Garofalo's character . . . excuse me.
>checks into nearest cardiac care unit<

I love the steadily rising anger in his voice as he says it.

Unfortunately, last year's sequel put off any chance of that revival for another 15 years.

My mom's making this baked potato salad she tried out for the first time a month ago that we all loved. I'm in charge of making and grilling the burgers. Fruit salad. Booze.

Oh come now. Maybe it will have also scarred an entire generation with the horror of its villain.

My son is hooked on the first one, and that groupie moment always stands out like a sore thumb in an otherwise sweet, innocent movie. McQueen also has a very odd expression when it happens. It's like someone from Dreamworks snuck into Pixar late at night and inserted that scene.

I vaguely remember feeling that way about the ending, too, but rationalized it that they were planning to continue the franchise. I felt the same way about the Damon Bourne movie endings, too.

I was coming in here to ask that. Is he supposed to be dressed like him in that shot?

WTF is Skyline LOL

The big night in, um, Big Night.

I don't know compared to BB, but I've seen that movie four times and I still have no idea what happens, or even is supposed to be happening, in that cop fight scene. Maybe it stands out because every other sequence was on point.

Shit I didn't realize there already was a let's talk about how shitty Jason Bourne was thread, because I made my own. Because Jason Bourne was shitty.

I love how that gets folded into the third movie.

Yeah I really liked Bourne Legacy; maybe because I went in not expecting much, but I was surprised at how effective it was.

I loved Miami Vice, except for the Cuba Interlude. But yeah, I loved how it just starts and you have to scramble to catch up.

Wow, THERE'S a throwback.

I watched Jason Bourne last week and was appalled at how terrible it was, considering the principals were all back for it. Bourne Legacy was miles better. I don't remember shakycam being such an issue in the others, and I don't know if I've been primed for it by years of backlash and pale imitations, but it was so

He "rescues" them and then has them sign a contract.

Whenever I start feeling too sorry for him, I remember the creepy cadre of scantily clad women who live with him, perform at his shows, and follow him everywhere.