I recently had a horrible realization that sooner or later I'm going to have to confront going to a Transformers movie with my son.

See Also: Seth Rogan's entire career.

"Well you see, Barack HUSSEIN Obama is bla—I mean, his complexion—um, his ethni—um, see . . . oh shut up, LIBRUL."

Ha! Loser.

"Skyline goes online at 2:26 Central Standard Time, June 28, 2017. At 2:26:48, it becomes self-aware, decides it has seen enough, and shoots itself into space."

"[T]hough his real forte (aside from surreal drag roles) is playing droll, professional straight men . . . "
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I'm still not entirely sure what Instagram is.

I thought I read that she has social anxiety issues and she had to work hard on those to be up for touring with this last album.

That's what he always is to them. This evil, lazy, genius, incompetent, mastermind manipulating everything who doesn't do anything.

That's what 93% of the country wants. Congressional Republicans and the NRA won't even allow discussion on it.

Are we quoting Radiohead lyrics?

Whoopi probably still thinks we need to give Trump a chance.

Remember that time he wore short sleeves in the Oval Office?
Why, it was a direct attack on the sanctit-ah of the Office!

Nuns Cussing: The Movie, from the team that brought you Rappin' Granny.

I think I can hear Sen. McCain getting concerned . . .

That's bullshit and you know it. Republicans would never ask Trump to apologize.

This wouldn't be happening, if the Democrats had been nicer to Robert Bork.

"1. Often, cyber-bullies target their victim's looks. This is wrong. They should be more specific, talking about weight, general attractiveness, and physical hygeine."

The grownup nations are basically patting us on the head at this point. "That's enough now, sweetie. Why don't you go lie down for a while."

Absolutely the kind of person you want having access to nuclear payloads.