God bless David Farenthold, continuing to both troll Trump but also reveal, bit by bit, everything wrong with him. How he hasn't been arrested or "accidentally" had a radiation overdose in his coffee at this point is fortunate.

Aioli doesn't necessarily have to be made with egg yolks, i believe. Also it uses olive oil, whereas mayo uses a neutral oil.

In former Soviet Union, Man super You!

That smile he gives her after he says that line, too. Damn!

ALL OF THE COCAINE

Mmmm! You really isolated that soap flavor I love in an IPA!

32 dogs committed suicide during the making of this film.

BOLSTERED BY GLOWING REVIEWS, UNIVERSAL LAUNCHES PAIRESTA CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

This spring . . .

It is I, Dan Dae Louis!

I've been preparing for my upcoming role as a totally forgettable commentor for YEARS!

Ha, ha, what a faux pas! Get him, everybody!

Fucking FUCK. There were no comments when I hit post on mine. NONE! Not even a blue box saying there were comments!

Edit: Props to @eddieleeivery

Do they explain more about the alien who says that their species was genetically engineered to sense death? Because that's a pretty stupid thing to engineer for.

Yes, but people may not like their sexy re-design.

That's slander. My lawyers will be in touch.

"Sure thing."

Trump's a genius like that: he has so many scandals they just cancel each other out. In any normal administration, this'd warrant a multi-year, cover of Newsweek, deep investigation. But no, we're too busy worrying about whether or not he colluded with a foreign power, obstructed justice, and is using the presidency…

That job is TAKEN!