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Only WHO COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

That one time they made you eat the lasagna though . . .

Paxton was the Sean Bean of his day for a bit there.

Judd Nelson's speech about what each of them will do Monday is pretty on-point.

OH I'VE RUINED EVERYTHING

No, it's when he throws that spinning blade thing. It slowly cuts through the cow carcasses and then hits Busey, and we see his legs and waist fall down, but his torso doesn't.

>Jean Claude Van Damme eagerly waits by phone<

Gary Busey's death in Predator 2 never makes sense to me. He gets cut in half while standing up, but the way the scene's shot, I guess his torso is just floating in midair? And the thing that cut him in half is bigger around than his waist?

I don't understand how he still got his Dad's teeth, when his dad's teeth are replacements from that accident.

The music during this scene is so godamned awesome. Best Bond Music not used in a Bond Film.

I did a midweek business flight once, so it was pretty much adults on the plane doing the same thing. The inflight entertainment was "The Incredibles". The whole fucking plane burst into applause during the Dash vs. the Hovercrafts sequence, when he was running across the water and then realized he could do that.

They could just continue to do a better job being a Fantastic 4 franchise than any of the three other attempts with the actual Fantastic 4 have been.

Well, luckily for you, the comments and commentors are going to be around for a long, long time.

Yeah but every line he had was killer.

The upside of this is that that fucking orange idiot will get cocky now that he has a "win" and blurt something out on twitter or in an interview that further incriminates him.

And yet it's somehow better than him talking.

1) DJ 3000

Whenever he talks I keep hoping some sort of enforcement agency shows up and says "All right, that's enough out of you. You can't do this." and then immediately nullifies his presidency.

Guys, let's watch our language and civility here. Remember it's really not nice or fair to say that this secret bill that was crafted by 13 Republican men with no input whatsoever from Democrats, released publicly just days before it's being voted on, that impacts 1/6th of the economy and millions of people, might…