"As long as brown people go first, we're good."

That makes his chin the taint and now I can't stop throwing up

I've seen the preview for that fucking movie before every movie I've seen in theaters since Christmas. I have never wanted something to bomb so badly.

NETWORK CATERING LARGELY TO SENIOR CITIZENS SEES DISASTROUS LAUNCH OF NEW STREAMING PLATFORM, SURPRISING NO ONE

He even said it that night! "A bitch of a morning, turned into a hell of a day." Then Kathleen Turner passed out from too much pot.

I'm making my way through a backlog of We Hate Movies episodes I missed while taking a three week break.
Disclosure was pretty great.
Wasn't sold on the first Transformers ep or their decision to make it this year's Summer Extravaganza theme, but they gained ground back again with Revenge of the Fallen. They're…

Yeah but it's Sony, so they're wondering if they can do an in-universe prequel reboot with Venom, Black Cat, and Silver Sable, only about them as teenagers, before they ever got their powers. It's a six-part series!

Our daughter was born a few weeks before it came out. We were bringing her home, and I remember talking to a friend of mine on the phone and we were both so pumped about it, since Spider-Man 2 was so, so awesome.
So somehow I got sidetracked with the whole taking care of our firstborn child and sleeping 2 hours a…

Wow both Michael Bay and Wahlberg are done? That's too bad. We should just burn every copy of the five movies preceding just to be sure though.

I'm just blue turtlin' here.

The Pixar to Live Action curse.

This is sadly predictable, frustrating, and sickening. But it does not vindicate him, though. The man's legacy is destroyed. He's been revealed in the court of public opinion as the monster he is and will spend the no doubt small number of his remaining years in hiding. Hopefully a class action suit is around the…

That's pretty much it. The original director left/was removed from the project, Bird came in and had to make sense of what was already there.

I'm a philistine, but I like Tarantino's much more kinetic, action-y movies. So I loved KB1: it's one of the few movies where I rewatched it after finishing it (missed it in the theaters and rented it). I'd never seen anything like it.

The Basic Cable TV Edit of Kill Bill 1 is 30 minutes long.

Wow, I disagree on the two battles. I have a hard time sitting through Helm's Deep anymore. The big battle in ROTK has consequences and weight to it. The Rohan driving Sauron's infantry from the field, only to realize they were clearing the way for the olyphants, is crushing. (Though I'm with you on the ghost army…

Did Business Larry insist on being called his real name?

Or Food Network, just to be cruel.

I just called them and complained about it. You're welcome!

Giving you a great excuse not to go to the gym since that's all the TVs are probably set to for two decades!