Ruining your waiting room experience for over 20 years.

Tuck it in! You're gonna get that thumb shorn off by a stray guitar string or a firework or something!

>waits for Xanderpuss<

"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my fellow senators do. And I hate Ted Cruz."

*sighs, fondly recalls Montreal trip*

Better shoot them to be sure!

>elect two celebrity presidents<

No shit. What about this is worth putting an APB to Trump voters over?

This is fargin war!

Sir, I'll have you know that that side scene of Missy Elliott and Brian Williams interacting with each other is ESSENTIAL to the movie.

I watched it with my daughter for the first time last night and tried to skip that scene, but it was on an old DVD that jumped ahead like 10 minutes, so then I had to rewind back to the scene, which really threw a spotlight on it.

Almost everyone involved in the movie apologizes for it and acknowledges they thought it sucked at the time. Which makes it kinda frustrating, because you'd think someone would have said something.

He plays the robot that transforms into Not a Hug.

"Who gives a shit? Money."

Not the 90s man. Not. The 90s.

Soundwave had a fuckin boom box on his chest.

*wins Emmy for best Heavy Metal performance*

The only thing Smokey and the Bandit 3 is good for is when they wind up at a nudist camp for no reason.

Which gave way to the realization that no, really, the 70s objectively sucked.

Movies were goddamned awesome in the 80s. I watched the original Ghostbusters with my daughter for the first time last night and suddenly remembered how great 1984 was for summer movies (Ghostbusters, Temple of Doom, Gremlins), then started remembering how great ALL the summer movie seasons were from 1984-1989.