Throw some inexplicable PG toplessness in there and I'm sold.

Every time I see the face of one of these Transformers, I recoil in disgust.

The Good Dinosaur is fascinating because it's Pixar's only true misfire. I still put Cars and Cars 2 right next to it, but they still made scads of money, so on that level they at least worked. The Good Dinosaur underperformed, on top of being tonally off and just poorly conceptualized from the getgo. (What if the…

Get some for dinner!

My uncle has turned into a Bloody Mary afficianado and we have at least one Bloody Mary Night when we visit him. He uses a pickle spear in place of a celery stick, and, he's not wrong.

Curry ketchup, please!

That's what the cooks probably feed him, and that's definitely what Trump Steaks are, but I guarantee you he orders the Prime Dry Aged Wagyu whatever, just to show off. The scandal is that he then orders that piece of art and has it cooked well done and doused in ketchup.

"Hey professor CHARLIE MURPHY! What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!"

It'd mostly just run off. Brats cook so quickly on the grill that you wouldn't have time to spray them enough for them to develop a coating.

I bought cheddar brats once at a butcher in Wisconsin to cook that night. Our relatives who live there were scandalized at first, but then we all conceded those were the best brats of the night.

Something happened to bratwurst in its transition over to Wisconsin, because it seems that the actual German style bratwursts are very similar to weisswurst, except they have a more apparent spice to them, like clove and allspice. I have a charcuterie cookbook and was so excited to see they had a bratwurst recipe,…

My dad is a brat hound. Whenever we visit relatives in Wisconsin, he gets two packs of brats, grills them up the first night, and eats them at least one meal a day after that. He's been known to reject what we're having for dinner just to microwave some of those pre-grilled brats and eat them for dinner.

Well dammit. That's our go-to.

He liked it even less when you beat him in basketball and made him pancakes after.

They are getting CBO scores, they just aren't making the bill public before the scores, and will take it right in for a vote as soon as the scores are out.

That's exactly what it is. It's gotten as low as 8% support in some polls. EIGHT. PERCENT.

You joke, but that seriously has a chance of working.

As Dowd was listing Kurtzman's writing credits, I got angrier with each one. Jesus, THIS is who Universal entrusted with this gamble?

Well, in order to change the game, sometimes you have to think and act in ways unencumbered by rules, social mores, decency, restraint, etc. So, there you go.

Faceplant on the stairs got me.