Klaus is a moron, who only knows what he reads in the New York Post.

Anything trough 1995 basically!

Probably my dad's, my brother's, and my favorite line in the movie. We cackle like maniacs every time.

I've got the lederhosen, who's got the sauerkraut?

Hell yeah! I can get Deja Vu in it!

For more of this week's feature, please check out the lengthy "Old Naked Guys at the Gym" discussion three newswires back!

I had the same thought!

HOMELESS WARLOCK SPOTTED IN CLOTHES STOLEN FROM VAL KILMER

Do you have to say that on every article?

*Bites*

Val Kilmer has overtaken James Spader on my esteemed Celebrity it Makes Me Saddest To Look At Now list.

But everyone who did, formed a band.

Ladies and gentleman! Attention please! We have an urgent announcement! Sorry to disrupt the show! We have something very urgent you all need to hear!

It's certainly not 45!

No offense, but fuck you.

Thank god generation X still holds to their beliefs.

One of us! One of us!

I'm half expecting him to come at me, now.

It was touching to see them both in VOTE TRUMP shirts on the cover of Time last fall!

*waits for O'Neal to go nuclear when some drive-by pedant takes issue with the use of "decimated" in the article*