*Hits sign with a mudball*

Oh shit! It's a huge patchouli reservoir! Run! Nuke the site from orbit!

2002 Anthony Anderson AS Donald Glover AS Childish Gambino

Glover was clearly doing his Abed impression for the role, so yeah.

Well now I want Donald Glover in KISS makeup.

*Trumps take offense, Republicans everywhere faint, editorial space for the next three weeks is used to decry this uncouth comment*

PERHAPS YOU ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS

"Damon Lindelof wants to see more dongs on TV"

She needs to get to the back of the line, because Alexandra Daddario got jack shit for the first season of True Detective.

Jesus. Just imagine certain parts getting too close to the fixed weight machines.

You have a kid now. That automatically makes you eligible!

A while back I had to run the trash out and I was still in pajamas. I paused for a moment in my driveway when I realized what I was doing, then realized hey I'm a Dad now and I own this house GODAMMIT. It was extremely liberating.

"Looks like you're moving away from me and may not be able to hear, so let me get a little closer."

I'm sure they'll have the decency to also put on a pair of black dress socks.

"God damn! You were naked when I came in here an hour ago to change! You're STILL naked?!"

I want to say it actually was about food. Like, he wouldn't let her have a taste of what he was eating.

If she broke actual laws, she would have been prosecuted. That's the whole Comey report from July: no strict legal wrongdoing was found, but he felt compelled to break procedure in order to wag his finger at her for the impropriety of it all. For again, something that was apparently standard practice for predecessors.

I remember watching 20/20 or some other Nightly News program speculating that the whole of Iraq was a series of interlinked subterranean tunnels that the army would hide in and pop out of to hit our soldiers from behind, Vietnam-like. This was the first big formal "war" we were going into since that conflict and so…

Clinton broke rules that had been broken many times by many predecessors before her with nor repercussions to them. Also the entire Trump administration now uses private email servers that erase emails after they have been read.

"Oh god! The transporter experiment went horribly awry and the subject was merged with a vicious little creature!"