None of these new properties should in any way be confused with the Dracula, Wolfman, and Frankenstein movies that have all come out in the past few years. Yes, some of the movies were even made by Universal, and yes, one of them was even made specifically to be part of this shared universe idea, but it's your fault…

I love how Tom Cruise Running has become a meme, because my brother and I have both been pointing and laughing at his running style since The Firm.

>pisses self laughing<

What's this about a Canonball Run reboot?

Being an increasingly out of touch dad, most of my music interest and knowledge ends at 1999, which I get called out on. Then I cite Arcade Fire as an example of a "new" act I like, until I realize that they're 13 years and five albums in at this point. Then I get sleepy.

Wait that's the girl from True Grit?

I don't think you're seeing very many people here, on progressives in general, arguing on her behalf. Consensus seems to be that what she did was dumb, ugly, and not helpful, and her firing from CNN is justified. It's certainly what I think.

No, just a sign that said HELP.

BEEN A WHIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Covfefe was the name of the wire simulacrum of his own father Trump built in his closet when he was a child, for when he needed a hug.

That tweet was apparently up for 6 hours before it got taken down. You know there were all kinds of panicked impromptu meetings about "how we're gonna frame this". AND THEY STILL FUCKED IT UP

But even he played it off like a joke this morning! They can't even get on the same page about a typo!

A couple weeks back my cat came barrelling through the room, hopped up on the armrest of the loveseat I was sitting in, then vaulted over me to try to get onto the fireplace mantle. She grossly miscalculated her distance, and, in slow motion, I saw her sail though the air, then gradually begin to sink until she…

Jesus Christ. "It was late, it was a typo". Boom. Story over. Instead he fucking acts like it's a real word and done intentionally because Trump is incapable of mistakes.

That book cover is pure 80s Movie Poster goodness.

Man. I totally want that Prepworks set.

I like the one that had an entire pan of lasagna in it!

Excuse me, is that WiFi enabled?

That's exactly what bugs me about it too. Most people are just trying to get through the day, but here we come to disrupt things, fuck up their jobs, and make them depend on US now instead! Where's our magazine cover?

Hey technically I'm "disrupting" by posting on the AVClub right now! Go me!