Wasn't the "Hi Axl!" thing because they'd just thrown down with GnR backstage?

It's so cheesy and ship-y of me, but I loved how it was used and it was a perfect snapshot of Mulder and Scully's relationship.

Shit man, the professor probably was reeling too.

I'm 45. I don't have much dealing with college kids but all of this sounds like the exact same shit that was leveled at Gen X when we were coming up. When I was in college, though, was when date rape really became labelled and understood as its own terrible thing. So the grump conservatives were complaining about "PC"…

That line used to be funny to me, I swear. Now I weep, and then need to take a nap because emotions give me a headache.

My wife thought the "Top Gun is Gay" thing was just silly rumors until she got to the "He's all over my ass and coming hard" line.

Oh good, the Zucker brothers are back and directing this one too!

It's clearly featured in the background in Rumble in the Bronx.

I actually think a King Arthur franchise would be a great way to go, they just did it in the worst way. But a first movie focusing on Arthur, then maybe the founding of the round table and bringing in each of the knights, then a couple movies about the major knights like Lancelot and Gawaine, one about Merlin, then…

It does a really admirable job of compressing the entire legend into a single film. It hits all the high notes: sword in the stone, Knights of the Round table, Lancelot and Guinevere, Holy Grail, Mordred, and the final battle. That several bit parts are played by actors who later became big names also helps tell…

Sssshh.

Jesus they just keep going back to the well on that same plotline.

Just that promo still of him checking his phone in a web hammock is on point in a perfect way. That's Spider-Man.

Were they watching the opening credits of Apocalypse Now or something?

This is the second time today where there's no comments, nobody typing, I get in there, and on refresh the joke's been sitting there, making me look like a schnook, like everybody else.

You burn whatever calories you consume just getting to the meat!

*taps the "250 lb limit" sign*

Winning one's weight in shrimp sounds gross.

Annie's favorite restaurants are the ones with the unfinished ceilings, like where you can still see the airducts and exposed brick and shit.

Get in line.