"We couldn’t agree more, but we’ll leave it to the Texas courts to decide."

This sounds like a case where Nolan's reputation precedes him, and fans look for deeper meaning where this is none.

I agree. That's why my theory has been that after the movie, Cobb got SO MUCH TAIL, BRO! High five!

I wouldn't say that other toppings ruin it, but a basic cheese pizza, i.e., a Margherita pizza, is a good way to test a pizzeria out.

That was my favorite part of the bit. Also him starting to cry that Donald would never lie to him.

Yes, but is the box WiFi enabled?

Man, I almost feel sorry for Spicer. No one member of the Trump administration (besides Trump himself) has been more publicly speculated about being fired. Like, from Day 1. Remember his first presser, and there were rumors already flying that he was gonna be fired?

There's honestly some validity to that. Think about how LONG ago it feels already to say the name "Comey".

I'd say it happened on the show, even. She's completely different by the end of the show than she was at the start.

It does kind of beg the question of if her own instability will kill this before it makes it to air.

I'd say maybe that last 15 years of the Simpsons are ahead of it in worst last seasons.

Since Goodman's got shit to do, I'd imagine they actually will kill Dan off at some point.

The parenthetical insert in that tweet is absolutely something he had heard no more than five minutes previously, either from Jeff Sessions telling him no biggie or Fox News before they went to station break.

"Man, why don't you just let it go? It's old news."
"IT LITERALLY HAPPENED 48 HOURS AGO!"

I'm beginning to think that Trump intelligence briefings look very similar to scene of the King briefing the Singing Prince's guards in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The all-male government government panel on reproductive health says so!

See?! SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE BAN CARGO SHORTS?!!

Ron tearfully breaks down as she flatlines. "I still don't regret voting for Trump though. As a libertarian, it was the right thing to do, and it kept that email bitch out of the white house."

Jesus Christ I just made myself so depressed

To make that last season more reality appropriate, they should add in a new postscript scene that reveals the last season was just a dream Leslie had while in a coma, and she's being taken off life support because it was a pre-existing condition.