That's why you have to cut it with something else. Mayo's really weird where it has no calories or fat if it's stirred into other condiments. It's true, don't bother to look it up.

This pub near us that just closed used to do a version of this sauce using barbecue sauce in place of the ketchup and my goodness was it good.

Wow I was just coming in here to say that all the best burger/fry sauces had a mayo element to them.

I hadn't really thought about it that way before, but man is that a fast turnaround on Twin Peaks. It's so odd that it went from this phenomenon—and I really do remember EVERYONE talking about it when it premiered; SNL's season premiere was pretty much one Twin Peaks homage after another—to yanked unceremoniously from…

When I read Outsiders, I was in 6th grade in a small south Texas town at a private school, so it was very on point for my experiences at the time. (I guess technically we'd have been socs, but come on, who doesn't think they're greasers when they read it). This was one of the last times in school where we'd read books…

It's too late for me, for any of us. You think we can just guac away from this?!

Two avocado articles in a row, both mentioning how the fever pitch hipsterism around avocado toast has driven prices to record highs.

Your new material sucks, Seinfeld!

If you're single and without kids, there's absolutely no reason to buy a house. You're defeating the purpose of being single and childless by tying yourself down!

Spoiler: His last words in the film will be "I'M PLAYING A TALKING PLANET."

Well Rooney Mara last appeared as an innocuous former girlfriend in Social Network before she got cast, so . . .

I think we can all agree that losing Conan O'Brien in this case is a small price to pay if it gets the Fat Jew sued out of existence.

Sounds like SOMEBODY'S trying to take our rights away.

The bill passed congress with surprisingly little resistance: Democrats loved being able to legislate something enjoyable, and Republicans viewed avocados as an ethnic fruit anyways.

I think we all know that cutting mangos is the real peril here.

You know, the face eating isn't so bad, but the serial adultery they do is just unconscionable.

Glad to see her shooting down acronymic etymologies for swear words.

Matthew Perry and Andrea Anders, that's why you tried!

Knowing that about him really irritated me.

The alien hybrid's death in Resurrection still really rattles me.