Deploy the Rife!

I don't understand anything in this article except "David Spade". I'm not sure some of the words in it are even actual words. Is it possible it wasn't done yet? Can we put this article back in for another 10 minutes or so?

Ashley Judd would like to option your comment for a movie immediately.

God damn I am so embarrassed to be a Texan right now. I can barely finish this awesome, awesome barbecue I'm so upset.

I just finished last week. Weigh in on next week's podcast column I'd like to hear what you think on where it ends.

Bobby D looks kinda Steven Seagal-ish in that pic up top.

Her outfit went from Hoth Parka to Slave Leia in one scene! Jesus!

Seriously how is this just a Netflix movie? They got Pesci out of retirement? DeNiro might do good work for the first time in decades? Keitel too? Holy fuck.

Seriously, how are you?

"Jimmy was always saying 'yes' to whatever he could. He was in all kinds of shit. None of us could understand it. This wasn't the Jimmy we knew. Back home someone comes up to him and says 'Jimmy what don't you do this thing where you're grandpa but you're old but you're dirty too' and Jimmy would shoot 'em dead right…

Man that Four Feathers movie sucked. My wife and I took turns pointing out everything about it that was bad after it was over.

Hey doesn't this kind of happen in Dragon, the other biopic about him? He fights a manifestation of one of his fears or something?

Yeah they did a fetal pig also. Hmm. Maybe it was AP Bio 2 or something.

For one of the first times ever I feel better about myself and my age when hearing how old someone else is.

There's talk of him getting primaried, which almost gets me excited until I realize that means that they're looking for somebody MORE right wing than Ted Cruz to replace him.

And then machine gun them to death like Walken in View to A Kill.

You forgot that the riding away from an explosion part is done in patented John Woo slo-mo.

It's like with Neo learning about the Real World in the Matrix. Except Morpheus is really catty.

Edit: should have read further, of course.

When this show I never watched left the air, I said it'd be back on in two years.