Another day, another scandal falling into the void. The President publicly tried to intimidate someone testifying against him. Yawn. What about those speaking fees, huh?

Our yearbook had a picture of two students holding their dissected cat up, its intestines spilling out. What the actual fuck. That's what cemented me not taking that class.

JCVD punches a snake and it makes the kung fu sound effect noise.

He's been pretty upfront on Climate Change too, and taking apart Sarah Palin's "folksy" stand against it.

He went to Vietnam with Chuck Cunningham.

Cajun and New Orleans have to be some of the hardest accents to do. You've got a definite Southern drawl, but then almost a New York thing going on too in how words are pronounced.

Hard Target. Him and Van Damme, both playing Cajuns. Brimley is so backwoods cajun he only speaks French.

That's a really unfortunate screencap of Bill Cassidy up there.

And oh god, the "you're tainting the argument with cheap emotional ploys" from people like Jonah Goldberg. "We just want to strip millions of people of their healthcare, gut a gigantic safety net, and on an unrelated note, pass tax cuts on the wealthiest, and you're bringing emotions into our logical, reasonable…

"Man, can you do me a solid and take this? He's already yelled at me twice today."

"Why won't the Democrats compromise and help kill their signature piece of legislation of the past 40 years?"
—The Punditry

Are we sure this isn't just a movie assembled from all the cut footage of Woody Allen's last five films?

Could you dumb it down a tad?

>stares blankly<

If it was Agent Jack Bauer wouldn't he just dissect you?

I didn't want to take AP bio in high school because you had to dissect a cat.

I was in honors English Sophomore year of high school. That's right in between AP and regular level.

"I don't understand! i'm a junior! This is my field of study! I still can't get in?"

Well honestly I wasn't aware it was still A Thing.
I'm wearing white (not cargo!) shorts right now.

I came down pretty hard on the side of cargo shorts in that article last week, so you can imagine my thoughts on wearing white after Labor Day.