I was wondering when this thread would appear. And yes, you're right…

teadoust it's a very rare day where I find myself agreeing with you, but I find myself agreeing with you…

I'll go on record and state I thought the unrated cut of Die Hard 4 was entertaining. No way as good as the others, but still entertaining…

TMZ. Always doing their bit to make this world a shittier place…

Can we get that montage scored to the theme from Terms of Endearment? You betcha!

The protaganist of Salvation should have been either John Connor or Kyle Reese. Introducing a new lead character in the fourth film of a franchise makes is hard to give a shit about what's going on.

Fuck the Crank films. Love Statham, but I love coherant action scenes just that little bit more.

I'll flat out say it, McG sucks more than Ratner.

K Fed is a contestant on some 'celebrity' weight loss reality show here in Australia, and featured heavily in its promotion.
We're pretty starved for celebrities in this part of the world…

Agreed.

I know I've seen both of the Spierigs previous movies but fuck me if I can remember anything worth remembering about them.
The cop in Undead was kinda funny, I guess…

Bummer

I admire him because he created my favourite comedy of all time.

Gervais is on the list of people I admire greatly but would never ever want to meet, along with Quentin Tarantino and Kanye West…

There was a time, and not too long ago, where I would have shelled out money to have seen a re-released 3D Star Wars film, even if it was Episode 1. I think the straw that finally broke me was his addition of Darth Vader's "Noooooo!" in the Jedi bluray version. He's now just a machine to suck anything good out of…

This film may suck, but don't go thinking 50 First Dates is some kind of masterpiece either…

So when will he start tinkering with the prequels? Surely R2's escape from the droid factory in Attack of the Clones can be re-edited to be, you know, exciting???

That's because they dont seem in the slightest way contrived…

Can they break John McTiernan out of jail to direct it???

Really don't need to see that Schwarzennegger/Gugino sex scene if that's the case…