So George Miller is a bit of a douche? I'm genuinely surprised to hear that.

A Frank Miller Wolverine movie would be Wolvie shredding hippies for two hours before stopping to light a stogie and watch The O'Reilly Factor…

All interest for this went out the window when Aronofsky left. For all his back pedalling over the last Wolverine movie, Jackman still had a lot of say in how it turned out which, as we all know, was bad, bad, bad…

I'm not going to say anything snarky about Amy Adams as she's talented, beautiful and chooses interesting and varied projects. I say this, but she still doesn't respond to my phone calls…

I hear the scene where she realises she's not black is Oscar worthy…

Because Billy Corgan touched you inappropriately as a youngster?

He should have laid off the salt.

The threesome scene in Lake Consequence was the best six minutes of film a young teenager in 1993 could have asked for…

Ahhhh come on no love for Doomsday??? I'd never argue it's as good as The Descent but it's highly trashy fun…

Wow I might actually watch this movie…. some day.

Soooo, it's still better than Swept Away then?

So Hancock wanted to be a dark superhero story with firm footing in the everyday? THAT'S why it stars Will Smith…

Jumper had me convinced it would be a halfway decent film until I actually saw it. How they fucked up an enjoyably ludicrous premise like that is still beyond me….

I fail to see what could possibly go wrong…

It's too bad this shitfest still managed to outgross Lussier's Drive Angry. Apparently even moon rocks are now more popular than Nic Cage…

Yes but that rating system also insinuates Apollo 18 is just as good as The Last Airbender.
I think that sounds about right…

In the article they say it's a cumulative cost of piano lessons over fifteen years and ongoing vocal training now.
Would someone please invent a real life School of (Indie) Rock???

So the director of Smokin' Aces and The A Team delivered a mediocre film??? Wasn't expecting that…

I don't know who sucks more, Sam Worthington or Edward Burns…

Heath Ledger also hailed from W.A, so it kind of evens things out…