I'm sorry… I'm here for the naked Phoebe Cates?

Glad to see some Glickenhaus love, mbs. The first Exterminator movie is freakin' amazing.

I genuinely think The Birdcage was one of the best comedies of the '90's. Man, the faces I see looking back at me when I say that out loud…

He's a hack with a better job than you… presumably.

This sequel looks about as cheap and second rate as the Darkman sequel, Darkman II: Die Darkman, Die… without the added bonus of Arnold Vosloo.

I've never seen Four Christmases or Couple's Retreat, but if they're worse than Dinner for Schmucks, I'll eat a dick.

The first three words of your sentence seem unnecessary.

I'm gonna engage in some Gosling-esque angst pondering that one, Real Irwin.

If only he actually, you know, gave a shit…

Where the fuck is The Whole Eleven Yards???

Wow. Some critics are already calling this the best of the year. Interesting…

So, Stephen Norrington and Sean Connery gonna kiss and make up?

He's well into his fifties in Dark Knight Returns, and has spent much more time as Batman than whatever the timeframe was between Batman Begins and the end of The Dark Knight (which would have been, what, a year at most?)

Neither Brad Pitt OR Julia Robers are Mexican, either.

Well done you for making it to the end of that piece of shit!

Well, this and Harry Knowles… but even he was fairly restrained.

Ahhhh fuck it, I'll come out and say it. I liked Man of Steel a hell of a lot more than Dark Knight Rises. Maybe that just came down to personal expectations (being stupidly high for one and lowered for the other), but I notice MOS is getting hammered for changing the character too much and for the leaps of logic…

Armond White now works at the AV Club under a pseudonym…

Married to Alan Ruck. Mind blown.

So Roland Emmerich gives us something of quality and Paul Feig drops us a turd. What the fuck is going on around here?