Joel Schumacher
It amazes me that

There better be some somersaulting on a moving van…
… or they'll lose this potential viewer.

And who will Michael Bay thank in his acceptance speech???

State of Play
Somehow defying the laws of suckage by starring Russell Crowe AND Ben Affleck yet somehow still not sucking. And if they didn't think it necessary to put in quite so many twists as they did, it may have flirted with greatness…

Was the fate of DJ AM some elaborate Final Destination PR stunt??
There was that whole, you know, surviving the plane crash thing a few years back. I'm just sayin'…

@Loose Stool: Perhaps it's my sick mind, but I laughed my ass off in the last twenty minutes…

I'm amazed Halloween II did even this well…
Seriously the original remake has approximately ZERO fans, and it was up against a fun horror film that utilized the 3-D gimmick. This should have had Hostel Part 2 kind of numbers, all things considered. The Weinsteins bet everything on black (actually more like red……

Jon Turtletaub to direct Punisher 3!

If Da Vinci were alive today he'd be eating sushi in the back of a Cadillac, naked, with the both of us…
For all this movies faults, it's still fucking fun.

Public Enemies was a major, major disappointment.
Drag Me to Hell, however, should be getting some love…

Actually the second one is a guilty pleasure of mine. That car crash is a flat out amazing sequence, and there seemed to be a little more going on with in the film than merely moving people on to the next gruesome set piece, which was my main problem with the third one.

You're right. Zombie seems to assume you've found some kind of sympathy for his characters who have just spent two movies killing the fuck out of every poor so and so that happens to cross their path. I couldn't sympathize with them at all, and thought their on screen deaths were not anywhere near as brutal as what…

I really enjoyed Love Liza. Actually, "enjoy" might not be the right word… but I thought it was a great film.

Hey mineral water has come a long way!

People of the world… hold hands!
Join the love train. The love train.

Have Patton Oswalt and ZMF ever been seen in the same room together???
ZMF is Patton Oswalt's dark side.

mbs when are you gonna get yourself logged in again? I need me some Paul Rodriguez to soothe my eyeballs, dammit!

Chainsaw and Dave need to get jobs on the NCIS staff…

ZMF I had you pegged as a Thirtysomething fan…

Booker?
You mean Richard Grieco is gonna hit a payday?