Not only do we not have Netflix, we also have download limits on our (painfully slow) broadband.
This place truly be cursed…

Mike Binder is quite a varied director…
I never saw this but I remember really liking his film Coupe De Ville. Then again, he also made Blankman, but I might hate that purely because of Damon Wayans…
Plus he gets points for casting Sam Raimi in Indian Summer…

I watched The Other Sister in a completely unintended but ironic double feature with Lars Von Trier's The Idiots. Much mirth was had.

I always get Heather Graham and that girl that played Sally in Flight of the Conchords mixed up, even though there must be at least a ten year age gap between them…

One: it wasn't funny, it reeked of desperation. Two: Why would anyone want to rip Arsenio??

Troy sucked, and Poseiden was no great artistic step forward either…

You mean Hollywood Homicide was purely for the cash??? You lie!

So he wants to prevent the release of Delirious, but he'll go out of his way to promote Norbit? Man…
Basically I just imagine that Eddie Murphy died sometime in the late eighties, post Coming to America, and in doing this I can enjoy that small body of early work he did that makes me forget what an absolute cocksucker…

Air Force One was, and always will be, a piece of shit. Wolfgang Petersen has fallen far since Das Boot.

It's definitely worth a watch. It doesn't set the world on fire or anything but there's some damn fine acting to be witnessed.
That Michael Shannon was awesome, too…

Norton, my friend…
How would YOU like FUCK ME in the ass???

Bar No Country for '07, no Best Picture winner in the past god knows how long has actually been that corresponding years best film (and let's face it There Will Be Blood was every bit as good as No Country anyway…).

Internet Asshole: Yes, a "zine" is a common abbreviation for "fanzine".

I doubt it. I'm not very attractive.

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis…

Spacey fills his time overseeing the Old Vic in London, which as I understand it is a very, very prestigious gig in the theatre world. I saw him and Jeff Goldblum in Speed the Plow there last year and the energy that man can summon on stage was amazing to see.
I actually met Spacey face to face during a press…

I have nothing to add to this…
…at all.

Pixar's continued success reinstates my hope for humanity when Paul Blart and Taken are looking to be Top 10 grossers of the year. Well, Top 15…

On paper Public Enemies looks fantastic however, and I'm not saying this to be contentious or anything, I think Michael Mann is one of the most overrated directors in the business, right there with Ridley Scott.
I will admit though I haven't seen The Insider, which looks like it would be a decent watch…

Is that a Tom Selleck movie???