Ackroyd wrote Blues Brother 2000. Fuck him.

Hell I loved Bowie even after Tin Machine II.
Btw anyone else read about Zemeckis talking up a 3-D Roger Rabbit sequel???

Verbinski hasn't done enough to earn a lifetime pass, let alone enough of actual merit…

Nah fuck that. I love his early work as much as the next guy, but he's well and truly pissed away any goodwill.

Shit: The Movie was awesome…
… I won't hear a bad word against it.

Damn right, Ang Lee's Hulk is the shit. Thematically complex, well acted, and beautiful to look at. It will still be remembered and talked about in years to come, unlike the piece of shit reboot…

This years summer slate is the most unexciting in years… I think the must see movies are going to be the less action orientated, like Up, Bruno, and Drag Me to Hell (which I really, really hope will be awesome…).
Star Trek has received some great reviews so far, but fuck me the trailers are fucking awful…

Orgazmo???

Dammit that was what I was going to post…

His coke-fuelled delivery of the line, "We're fucked in the ass with our pants down!!" in Bulworth still makes me laugh twelve years on.

Now take yer flunky and dangle…

While most PG-13 horror is complete shite, I believe Drag Me to Hell is PG-13, and I'm very excited about that one…

I don't know… the way I see eggs and dismembered penises now would be pretty hard to shake.

Pulling: Milking the Rhino…

One of them had hair that turned blue.

All I remember from that movie (Double Team, right??) was the inordinate amount of Pepsi machines there were at the Colosseum…

JCVD didn't reinvent the wheel or anything, but it's pretty sweet seeing Van Damme embrace the opportunity to do something different. Definitely worth a watch…

Yes that young Emma Roberts is making it in Hollywood on nothing but talent and savvy career choices…

Legally Blondes..?
Fuck this world.

Marionettes. You know it…