Reynold's 'Heat' is one of the great cheesy movies of the 80's. It also like a time machine to the depressing, crappy place Vegas was during that time (and still is in certain areas of downtown and the east side of Clark County). As opposed to the depressing, shiny place it is now.

It's penis mania! Perhaps Ferrara can get a unbilled cameo appearance from Kieitel's penis.

Other than 10-15 iconic episodes, I think The Twilight Zone sucks. Talky, stagy, preachy, unfunny, overrated. There, I said it. So sue me.

I want to do Courtney Love-type things with and to Courtney Love. And afterward, when I wake up two days later in an alley of a strange city, with her torn panties wrapped around my neck, no pants on and pizza boxes that I am inexplicably wearing as shoes, I can look back on my lost weekend of Love and cherish the…

I nominate Mel Gibson and Demi Moore as the new judges. And Andy Dick as the new host.

Nobody ever did it better than Whitney in 1991

Maybe her head is straight but she has a horribly twisted spine. That still doesn't explain the My Little Pony clothes.

I think there should be a reality show called The Vagina of Forgiveness. Or a porn flick.

Reagan never claimed any such thing. In a report of a 1984 meeting between Reagan and Prime Minister Shamir a publication called The Near East Report summed up another report in an Israeli paper called Ma'ariv which stated that Reagan had served in a film unit in WWII which had filmed the liberated death camps (he did…

Every person I kiss also ends up dead. But I think the garrote may have something to do with it.

Hey! It's Duplicate Post Tuesday. Woo hoo!

But not nearly as funny. Perhaps the producers should build chairs with a large, protruding knob that slams male contestants in the balls when they sit down, in a timely, well-thought out combination of real and fake shows entitled 'Oh Shit, My Balls!'

Kim, darling. Come closer, I need to tell you something.

Even now, Westworld is one of the best damn sci fi movies. Brynner, with those metallic contact lenses and total lack of emotion, was just perfect.

I'd like to snort coke off Emma Stone's erect nipples. Yes, yes I would.

The Mayan Calendar is actually based on Franco Time. The world will not end this coming December; it only signifies the coming release of yet another installment of the scintillating brilliance of Franco, a genius unlike any other, a man, nay!, a deity, who can verily train his dreamy yet penetrating eyes on any…

Has the world spun off its axis? The A.V Club is interviewing Rachael Fucking Ray? I know it's a slow time of the year for news but really.

Well done, Mr. Handlen, very well done indeed.

Wow, EggMcMuffins were ENORMOUS back then. I'd bet serious money that a good way to piss off Harrison Ford even more than he always is anyway would be to bring up this miserable piece of shit. And tell him it was the best work of his career.

I hope he gets better fake hair in this role than SVU.