Good? I was one of the BEST emperors, I'll have you know. Nerva chose well..

Maybe that was Randy Quaid kicking his ass after the Beef put the moves on Evie. Hmmmmm.

The lying bitch. I'll never go to a movie of hers again. Unless she blows me. Slowly. With a lit firecracker stuck in her ass. On second thought that could be dangerous for me. Maybe just a cucumber stuck in her ass. While wearing a crotchless SS uniform. Oh and she better have tassles on her tits or there's gonna be…

"…and the old are flayed and devoured for their restorative amino acids in nightly rituals behind the Hollywood Roosevelt."

Virgil tells Carrie that the daughter knows about Mike and Jess, not that he (Virgil) thinks they're having an affair. He already knew that.

She looks like Eegah's granddaughter.

At first glance I thought you wrote 'where each troop must LICK a girl out on a weekly basis.' THAT would be ratings gold.

What the fuck is a foo gate? Do they sell them at Home Depot? If so why would one have to gate off his foo? Is foo valuable or dangerous?

He's absolutely right, especially when they stick that long, hard telephoto lens up his ass.

Here's an idea.  Just make TV LAND: THE MOVIE and cram it full of every single character from every single old show, all interacting with each other, each in the attitudes, dress and language of their original air dates (so some characters would be in black and white, others in color. Some driving cars from the 50's,…

Unfortunately the 70's Slither had nothing to do with snakes. It was a weird chase film with James Caan and Sally Kellerman and bad guys who drove black vans with blacked out windows.

It makes me proud to be an American that the NFL is continuing the tradition of featuring a faded, no longer relevant musical artist to entertain the masses.

Yeah! I'm still longing for 'The Hebrew Hammer II', damn it.

Didn't anyone notice the great homage to a classic Memorex ad from the 70's when Walter was sitting in front of those speakers?

Is his last name pronounced Cooze? If so, how unfortunate for the poor man, as illustrated by the Urban Dictionary:

Yes, the stalker murders her between the library stacks, cuts her perma-tanned head off and then skull fucks it in the Mens Room. Very uplifting.

I thought this was the Season of The Hot, Goofy Girls Men Want To Fuck Senseless.

"…people can’t step outside of themselves in memories and take a
360-degree scan of their surroundings from every conceivable angle."

He had at least four good stories in him: American Graffiti, Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of The Lost Ark.

You should read 'The Glass Key' by Hammett, which is what Miller's
Crossing is based upon. In fact, almost all Hammett's books are dripping
in moral ambiguity and disorientation.