She has lipstick on her teeth. I love girls with red teeth.

Since most of us posting here aren't completely coherent either it all makes sense somehow.

No, but he did bang her mother. Who was green and had tentacles coming out of her ass. Or so the story goes.

Daughter. The chick's about 40 years old.

Starwhackers.

I think that's his daughter.

Watch out for snakes!

MITCHELL!!!!

I don't want to see her die. I want to see her naked, stoned, on a bed in a suite at Caesars, with her ankles on my shoulders and her hands pinned down behind her head. Yeah, that's what I want, call me crazy.

She 'sounds slightly deranged'? That's because she IS fucking deranged. I would like to capture Kate and Nancy Grace, force them to get high on crystal meth and then make them fight to the death on live TV. The two of them are the poster girls for reprehensible cunts. Be gone, Kate, you insufferable bitch.

Maybe he's pissed that he can only play with Zooey musically.

I loathe her plasticized face.

Not too long ago a young clerk in a variety store, who cannot be older than 20, told me that The Expendables was what the A-Team movie should have been. He loved the movie, which stars people who have bunions older than him. Kids like action, over-the-top, non-CGI action and Stallone, whether you love him or hate him,…

I have a tramp stamp that says "TRAMP STAMP"

My ex-girlfriend's brother worked for Mattel, thus proving that there ARE really people who work for toy companies. In addition to which, he had, in his unused second bedroom in Playa Vista, a collection of pre-release 'special' Barbie's. When visiting for the holidays my girlfriend and I would have to sleep in that…

Invincible was his best movie. At least I think so, which doesn't mean shit, really.

That's what strippers do now, so where's the novelty?

There was a memorable moment in a Harry Potter film?

"…as your snuffling soul wiped hot tears and a long string of snot on its sleeve." A classic line. It made me laugh out loud.

Who the fuck is David Wolf (the dude with Lauper)?